• world: we’re gonna use the scale where 0° is freezing and 100° is boiling.
  • america: cool, we’re gonna use the one that doesn’t make sense.

funkymbtifiction:

If you were the sorting hat, in what house of Hogwarts would you put the personalities? I know it depends on each person but I thought that based on the requirements of each house you could sort which of the personalities would most likely end up in that house.

Hogwarts Houses

Any personality type can wind up in any house. I’m evaluating based on what the four houses prize above all.

Gryffindor values bravery, daring, nerve, and chivalry.

Dominant Types: SPs and SJs.

SPs are quick to act and therefore daring in their actions. It takes some nerve not only to stand up to your enemies but also your friends. Chivalry is the honor code of SJs. Gryffindors are “doers” so they attract SPs (driven to action) and SJs (driven to using knowledge for a specific purpose — in most cases, protecting others).

Hufflepuff values hard work, patience, loyalty, and fair play.

Dominant Types: NFPs, SFPs, and TJs.

Individuality is important to this house, showing an emphasis on Fi. The value of “hard work” appeals to TJs; patience appeals to NJs; loyalty is universal; and fair play revolves around a personal honor code that is self-enforced – Fi.

Ravenclaw values intelligence, knowledge, and wit.

Dominant Types: NTPs and NFJs.

Their highest pursuit is one of knowledge for its own sake, which appeals to NTPs (philosophy, higher learning, intelligence, and cleverness), but NFJs, known for their intense depth of understanding and greater desire to understand the inner-workings of things, will also excel there.

Slytherin values ambition, cunning and resourcefulness.

Dominant Types: NTJs, NFJs, and SPs.

Ambition revolves around developing an inner vision for one’s life and seeking to make it a reality, the highest function of NJs. They are all cunning and resourceful in pursuing their goals, although NFJs are better at recruiting others to their cause. Resourcefulness includes adaptation and use of one’s surroundings, which is heavily present in SPs (which is why some of Slytherin’s members are so reckless).

(via flippantninny)

womptacular:

i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again:

the big bang theory is not a smart comedy. it relies on cliches and stereotypes that are offensive to everyone they reflect. there is little to no originality in any storyline or relationship.

the funniest thing about this show is that people compare it to 30 rock, parks and rec, louie, veep, etc

there is a difference between a smart show and a show that happens to have nerds on it.

(via cilllianmurphy)

hold-my-tea:

majorsarcasm19:

draco-do-you-mind-if-i-slytherin:

#me

You all realize this is us in about 20 years.

That Dobby in the corner is terrifying

(via danceroftheflames)

fishcustardandthecumberbeast:

spockhetti:

HAHAHAHAHAH SO MY FRIEND TOLD ME THAT SHE AND A FRIEND OF HERS ARE FAKING A RELATIONSHIP RIGHT NOW BECAUSE SHE WANTS TO TAKE HIM TO THIS HOUSE IN THE MOUNTAINS WHERE THEY HAVE YEARLY FAMILY REUNIONS BUT ONLY RELATIVES AND PARTNERS ARE ALLOWED

AND SHE’S LIKE YEAH SO WE ONLY HAVE TO ACT LIKE WE ARE A COUPLE BUT WE’RE NOT OF COURSE IT WILL BE FUN

HAHAHAHAHA M8 I HAVE READ ENOUGH FANFICTION TO KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING

That last sentence.

(via collapsingnebulae)

fat-lesbian-boarder:

doctaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa:

NEVILLE

I NEVER EVEN NOTICED THAT OH MY GOD THIS IS LIFE CHANGING

(via danceroftheflames)

officalumhood:

imaginedragons:

what real mens activists look like (see more here)

a dress is not a yes.”

(via danceroftheflames)

bucky-barnes-booty:

thenotsosilentmonk:

deducecanoe:

reservoircat:

Mutant 101 - Professor Xavier Should Put In A Call To Her Parents - 5 Year Old Mia Stares Down marvelentertainment's Cast Of Guardians Of The Galaxy As She Crushes Them In A Game Of GotG Trivia On jimmykimmellive [X

Vin Diesel in the background looking at her like “SHE’S PERFECT.  WANT ONE.”

I thought girls didn’t like Super Heroes.

You thought what? 

are you kidding me we don’t like much other than superheroes

(via otp-obsessions)

Love Once Upon A Time, Doctor Who, The Walking Dead, and Supernatural the most. But also Sleepy Hollow, How I Met Your Mother, and Sherlock. OTPS: Sherlolly, Captain Swan, Maleigh, Bethyl, and Ichabbie

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